hairy caveman can do it better than kids that names start with " d I j k c a m o p e k y h "

Oh you know it ;]

I was thinking.... hairy caveman DO do IT better than normal kids XD.

Haha.
I guess I have a thing for hair-----y people.....

STOP!
I take that back.

EWW hairy people are ewwwww..... LOL XD.

No offense... ily you...
Wtf am I talking about hairy people?! WTF?

So to the people whose names start with: d I j k c a m o p e k y h.... uhh..... yeahhhhhhh.


Anyways
Hoe#1: hey bby I like u
Hoe#2: hey sexy come my way
Hoe#3: hey qt wanan come ova 2nite?
Hoe#4: ur soo pwety wana go out?
HOE#5: HEY girl.... get yo bootie ova here.
Hoe#6: bby girl u soo fine.
Hoe#7: ur eyes r prety
Hoe#8: aww come here!
Hoe#8: main? Me? u? 2nite?
Hoe#9: eey girl im at main waitin 4 u.
Hoe#10: eey mayb we culd walk to da lake?
AIM MESSAGE: Hoe#1 has been idle for the longest period of time, would you like to switch Hoe#1 for Hoe#11?
Dee: WTF? NO AGH! THIS IS TOO MUCH! *kills herslef*
ALL HOES AT ONCE: BBY!

I'm lost.

----------------------- 2:49 am -----------------------
jacksuckalot: 4 TIMES? You signed on and off in one minute?
chalupa dck: helloo (:
chalupa dck: dennis isn't here right now
jacksuckalot: Uhh... hello person that isn't the person I was talking to.
jacksuckalot: :] lol.
chalupa dck: this is his sister.
chalupa dck: lol
----------------------- 2:54 am -----------------------
jacksuckalot: Lol hello person I do not know.
chalupa dck: ew you suck
chalupa dck: bye.
----------------------- 2:57 am -----------------------
jacksuckalot: Wtf..... I guess I do, I gues I'm not cool enough for any of you people :] clearly my coolness is too big for you guys XD
chalupa dck: fuck you
chalupa dck: get a life
chalupa dck: bye
chalupa dck: stop aiming meeeeee !
jacksuckalot: That's right, fuck me... fuck me.
jacksuckalot: Oh wow.
jacksuckalot: It's calle "BLOCK"


Can this conversation get any more idiotic than nude pic barbies!???

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME AMERICA?
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
ARE YOU SUCKING ON ME?
WTF?!


I'm lost, I need to find my home, but all I see is pretty little blue and pink and green and yellow houses, they're all so colorful, and their lawns are so clean and cut, and the people outside are so nice to me, offering lemonade and macadamian cookies, they're so pretty, and their clothes are bright and clean, they smell nice too. You see, this possibly can't be where I live, where I live is full of dirty apartments, and homeless people walking around (sad I know, they're nice though) and there's poop all over the place, and it smells like dead birds. Some people aren't as nice as the homeless people though, they can take you away, and lock you up, somewhere that you don't think exists, like where I am right now, the pretty place with the pretty houses, and the lawns, and the people. Oh well I'll guess I'll just have to enjoy being lost for now.


AWW.

holy FUCK this is my 20th post XD.

And I still haven't posted a fashion one.... lol heheehehehhe.

CAPT.BEEHART.

ZOMG. LAWLZ.

...... yeah idk either. Heheeeheheeheheeeeeeeeeeee idk what to write about. Random filler post.... ?? Maybe..

Oh SHIT! I forgot... august 4. 14 days.... AGHHHH! Hehe. I miss you. I miss you... shaaa lalaalalalalalala I miss you. That song is sooo cute!!!!!!!!

I suspect a miley cyrus hit written by the one and only... DEEE..... va?


Shaaallala...

... beware of the creepy obsessed blob fan.

Beware of the Blob!
It creeps and leaps and glides and slides across the floor
Right through the door and all around the wall , A splotch , a blotch ,
Be careful of the Blob!


Lol maybee....

My Hero:
Paul...

Eminem.... makes me want to make myself a nutritious breakfast, just like the commercials.

Guess who's bacck? Back again, shadys back, tell a friend, now eveyrone report to the dancefloor, now everyone reposrt to the dancefloor, now stop pajama time... come here little kitties gues who's back with a brand new time....... GAHGAHA idk... what's with eminem? Lol it's like sooo cleaning out your closet..... I should clean out mycloser, I have clothes there, and my 7th grade bookbag with stuff still in it, some boxes, and blankets and bed stuff, I don't have skeletons, wlel you never know...... and I don't think I'd ever say"I'm sorry mama I never meant to hurt you I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet" lalala.... the way you shake it I can't believe it I ain never see an ass like that.
She make my peepee go *noise*

the way we act like 2 maniacs in the sac
We fuck like 2 jackrabbits
And maybe that's a bad habit.
Cuz the next day we're right back at it
In the same exact pattern
What the fuck is the matter with us
We can't figure out if it's
Lust or it's love
What's sad is what's attracting us to each other
They say that every man grows up to marry his own mother.



Sureeee..... I see a bit of redneck love.... lmfao???
Anyways.
Aren't situations so irrevelent now? didn't I touch his ooh? Didn't he touch my ahh? Lmfao. Haha we'll keep that to oursleves.

Eminem.... makes me want to make myself a nutritious breakfast, just like the commercials.

Guess who's bacck? Back again, shadys back, tell a friend, now eveyrone report to the dancefloor, now everyone reposrt to the dancefloor, now stop pajama time... come here little kitties gues who's back with a brand new time....... GAHGAHA idk... what's with eminem? Lol it's like sooo cleaning out your closet..... I should clean out mycloser, I have clothes there, and my 7th grade bookbag with stuff still in it, some boxes, and blankets and bed stuff, I don't have skeletons, wlel you never know...... and I don't think I'd ever say"I'm sorry mama I never meant to hurt you I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet" lalala.... the way you shake it I can't believe it I ain never see an ass like that.
She make my peepee go *noise*

the way we act like 2 maniacs in the sac
We fuck like 2 jackrabbits
And maybe that's a bad habit.
Cuz the next day we're right back at it
In the same exact pattern
What the fuck is the matter with us
We can't figure out if it's
Lust or it's love
What's sad is what's attracting us to each other
They say that every man grows up to marry his own mother.



Sureeee..... I see a bit of redneck love.... lmfao???
Anyways.
Aren't situations so irrevelent now? didn't I touch his ooh? Didn't he touch my ahh? Lmfao. Haha we'll keep that to oursleves.

the reason for davey havok being a famous bitch.

Okay, NEVERMIND the last part, I was on a little diva trip to a far away land you would call "crazy as bitchassnezz fuck that ho she crazy crazy". Lol.......

For the ones with no hope, and for the ones with too much of it, there's a place called rehab- dee??

And then there's always something called suicide, but we can't show that on disney.- a person....


Lmfao do you really think there could be such a land where we get filled up with lollypops and dance happily with non-evil leprecauhns and the evil oones are all locked up? A place weere I could believe in britneyspears recovering? A place where there's no regret? And ggriffins take me to school? While a manticore makes my food? A place that looks like it came out of a stephen kin book? Where I'm never hungry? And tired? Where my teddybears don't eat me alive in my sleep? Where I don't choke with my own white sheets? Where there's enough air for me? Where there's water? And riandbows? Does that place exist? Or is it just another book I read? Explain it to me.. - dee when she was about to puke out all the weird stuff she ate (coocoo girl she loco in the coco.

BYE BITCHES!

ohmc look at my I'm in a band caled linkin park I'm so punk I'm teling you to shut up ohmc hit it J-Z ohmc like haha punk blah blah ohmc were so punk!

Well..... you can tell I'm not a big fan of Linkin Park, but what's with that guy J-Z, he's a rapper, who's name is J-Z, and is good, don't you think an innocent first-time-listening will tink it's the black guy?! WTF? It tool me FOREVER to realize it was a different guy, come on, idk if it's Jay-Z but I prefer saying J-Z, pfft white version of a rap god... lol wtf is wrong with me!? WHAT I'VE DONE...... (transformer hot movie shialabeuof=hotasfuck, linkin park, octupus prime number, doogle bird bee transformer, ddangeruous pimp weapon transformer, gay chi-hua-hua, tequila, tquila,tila, tequila) and in the end!(love this song) it starts with something..... blah time.... lallaal rapping and some guy that sounds hot blahhhh. I tried so hard and got so far in the end it doesn't even matter. *moving on to random cool song* summer lovin lalalalaalalalaalalal had me a blast. Summer lovin happened so fast met a girl crrrazy for mee tell me more tell me more somepeople making fools of themselves lalalaalalalallal we're so hot lalalallaalallalalaallalaalalalallala I'm so bored lalalalalalallaal it's 6:04 am! Laaallalalalalallaa welll tell me more was I love at first sight lalallalalalalalallalalaallalaallalaalallalalalalalal mannn I suck A LOT I should've drank another pill lalalalal without soda SUMMER LOVIN! Lol *going back to linkin park* lalalala something numb songmelody lalalaalalal tired of being what you want me to beeeE! I'm skiping some lyrics lallalalalalaallaalal everystep that I take is another mistake to you I've become so numb I can't feel you there, can't? Can? Like I know... be more like me and be less like you.. MSI. Bitches know me cause that I can FUCK throughout the projects theoughout the project tururururururururururururrurururuururu bitches know me that I can rock bitches know me cause they know something blahhhhhh nananan jump I think something idk what this means powwww muthafucka!!!!so like om joe jonas and look at my tight balls. ! Lmfaooo haha funny.... lalaaaa I'm so disney channel by day and by night I'm such a stripper lol ohmc my jeans should beblured out on disney channel llook me in the eyse blahhhh tel me you love me something with the bible idk they suck a lot joes hot and nick is adorbale blahaaaablah demi lovato is joes bitch selena gomez is nicks slave and dyaln sprouse is kevins once a week hoe. LOL! And I'm so rihanah and ne-yYO so much I love and I hate thata I love and I ned you and I can't stand you, you suck a lot I wish you'd die from the rarest disease ever that had no cure but ohmc I love you lets fuck blah
BEST TRANCE EVER! everrrrybodysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to feel good. Everyvodys freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to feel good everybodys freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to fel good everyvodys rfreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Laalalala chinese music lalaalalaalalalalalalal allalalal 90s awesomenss allala brothers and sisters together we'll make it rhough something about spririts lalalalalalalalalal whatever next song
Everybodys freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to change the song please stop singing pretty lady
Lol we're going baxck to 2000!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trratatatatatatteteetete this is your night dancing free until the morninglight this is your night lalaalalalalala trrrueurrururrurururururururururururururrurururrurururururururuurururururururrururuurururururururururuurruururururruruurruururryrlalalalalallala this msut be anoying..... do you ever question your life? Do you ever wonder why? Do you ever see in your dreams? All the castles in the sky *trippy beats* OH TELL ME WHY!!!!!!!!!! Do we build castles in the sky! All the castles way up ihigh! Please tell me why do we build castles oh tell me why all the castles wya up high *fucking tryoppy beats yo* *trippy shit* *trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrippy* ima goget the drugs now tryppi. *TRRRRIPPY* *lalalalalala mufuckatrippy* llalaalalalallalalalalala more tripy shits lalalalalalalalaalalallaalalalalalallallalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalallalal tfhis goes on for some tiem... do you ever question your lfie? Do you ever wonder why? Do you ever see in your dreams? All the castles in the sky? OH TELL ME WHY!!!!!!! *trippy* do we buoild castles in the ski! All the casltes way up high! Please tell me why! Do we build castles in the ski? Oh tell me why! All the castles way up high! *trrrrrripy as FUHHH BY NOW* okay now they start rapping... -.- lol THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lindsay Lohan has to live with rumours....

Idk why it's 5:42 am! And I'm listening to "Rumours" by Lindsay Lohan. This song is a piece of CRAP. That inspires me..... here it goes...

"Johnny was a butterfly"

Yes, I hear your screams, I know you'd like help, but I'm not gonna give it to you.


Ohh. Oh. Oh.
Ohh. Oh. Oh.

Being vulnerable is the best you've done to yourself, have fun, while it lasts.

Johnny was a butterfly.
He lived, lived trapped by all of us, then one day he decided to fly off,
Johnny was a butterfly, fly fly.

He was tired, of our shit, but we didn't carem cause johnny was a butterfly,

APPARENTLY. Lindsay Lohan gives you writers block... fucking hot redhead freckled face bitch, all she does is make you write pieces of crap. I'm moving on to Linkin Park, lets see what crap I'll get out of them....

Call me sir-raps-a lot-and-hates-rap.

After obama-o's and it's success, I decided to write a new rap. This ones called:

"Laundromat Superhero"

Life is sad, jump on some lily-pads, be a nice lad, to the ladies.

Maybe you'll end up with one whose name is Mercedes.
Who'll give you enough lovin so you can end up shovin all the hate you've been given

Hold up there, hold up, hold up.
Hold up there, hold up, hold up.

Someone will be your laundromat hero, they will, they will, will, I promise that.

Don't think you're a zero, you too can be a laundromat hero, find yours first, I promise you'll find one, find one, one.
I know these situations aren't so perfect, suck it up, you'll live, live live on.

Hang on cause your laundromat hero will be here soon, soon, soon arriving.
Hold up there, hold up, hold up.
Hold up there, hold up, hold up.

Someone will be your laundromat hero, they will, they will, will, I promise that.

I'll give you the most of my help, just look for your laundromat hero, you'll find her, you will, and I promise that.

For now, I'll guide you, yes you'll have to walk through this dirty city, we all know you're a witty cat, who's out to get us all, we all know that, that, but soon one of us will be your laundromat hero hero oh oh oh ohhh.

BTW! If you ever need help with rhythm.... I swear this WILL work. Listen to escape the fate, maybe it's just me, but something about their sons just made this all flow.

Obama-O's

When I wake up I stop. And smell the aroma of my OBAMA-O's!

When I pour milk into them Obama gives one of his speeches.

OBAMA-O'S!
OBAMA-O'S!
OBAMA-O'S!
OBAMA-O'S!

*chicks sing this part in a seductive way*

obama-o's obama-o's obama-o's obama-o's they help you get that A in civics, obama-o's obama-o's eat your obama-o's every morning and you're guanranteed a sucky life as politcal nerd.....



*chicks stop singing in a seductive way*


I take Obama in as a homeboy, he's my daww, my inSPIraaaySHUN

Boys and girl stop listening to that britney spears crap, all she'll do is give obama 4000 cause he's black, we don need no raceist issues here, we all one color. And that's what.....

OBAMA-O's
OBAMA-O's
OBAMA-O's
OBAMA-O's

*chicks sing seductiveley*

That's what they do to you. Obama we love you, obama, obaaaaAAAAaaaAAma!

*chicks stop singing seductively*

Go down to publix every box of obama-o's come with your own declaration of independance and chicken with waffles..

OBAMA-O's
OBAMA-O's
OBAMA-O's
OBAMA-O's
The delicious way to get your black prezz infooo.
OBAMA OUT.

"You'll never have success unless you throw kindness out the window." - xtreemdarkness

Ahh.
Oh so true... will I succeed in life, if I stop being such a loving idiot? Can I stop crying if I just stop caring? Answers to these in the next episode.... "to be continued...."



Hahahaha! Oh so, ignorant you are, of what stands in front of you, open your eyes, cover your eyes, don't listen to them. I'll make you pancakes, I'll give you a hug, I won't hurt you, but wait.... you made me pancakes, and you poisoned them, you gave me a hug, and you stabbed me, you said you wouldn't hurt me, and well you did..... Do you really think you deserve it? Ask anyone, they'll say no, oh wow I must've been on something the day I'd decided to go back to you, you're the best friend I'll ever have, but you know I'm just gonna have to throw that kindness out your window, you're going to hold me back in life, and I'm just so tired of this shit, I feel weak writing this for you, knowing you don't deserve it, and if you ever read it, I hope you understand what I've said, and how much I've cared enough to write it. I'll always love you, and you know it, bye.



P.S I got that qoute from a guy named "xtreemdarkness" from emoscene.com go to his page at emoscene.com/xtreemdarkness