hairy caveman can do it better than kids that names start with " d I j k c a m o p e k y h "

Oh you know it ;]

I was thinking.... hairy caveman DO do IT better than normal kids XD.

Haha.
I guess I have a thing for hair-----y people.....

STOP!
I take that back.

EWW hairy people are ewwwww..... LOL XD.

No offense... ily you...
Wtf am I talking about hairy people?! WTF?

So to the people whose names start with: d I j k c a m o p e k y h.... uhh..... yeahhhhhhh.


Anyways
Hoe#1: hey bby I like u
Hoe#2: hey sexy come my way
Hoe#3: hey qt wanan come ova 2nite?
Hoe#4: ur soo pwety wana go out?
HOE#5: HEY girl.... get yo bootie ova here.
Hoe#6: bby girl u soo fine.
Hoe#7: ur eyes r prety
Hoe#8: aww come here!
Hoe#8: main? Me? u? 2nite?
Hoe#9: eey girl im at main waitin 4 u.
Hoe#10: eey mayb we culd walk to da lake?
AIM MESSAGE: Hoe#1 has been idle for the longest period of time, would you like to switch Hoe#1 for Hoe#11?
Dee: WTF? NO AGH! THIS IS TOO MUCH! *kills herslef*
ALL HOES AT ONCE: BBY!

I'm lost.

----------------------- 2:49 am -----------------------
jacksuckalot: 4 TIMES? You signed on and off in one minute?
chalupa dck: helloo (:
chalupa dck: dennis isn't here right now
jacksuckalot: Uhh... hello person that isn't the person I was talking to.
jacksuckalot: :] lol.
chalupa dck: this is his sister.
chalupa dck: lol
----------------------- 2:54 am -----------------------
jacksuckalot: Lol hello person I do not know.
chalupa dck: ew you suck
chalupa dck: bye.
----------------------- 2:57 am -----------------------
jacksuckalot: Wtf..... I guess I do, I gues I'm not cool enough for any of you people :] clearly my coolness is too big for you guys XD
chalupa dck: fuck you
chalupa dck: get a life
chalupa dck: bye
chalupa dck: stop aiming meeeeee !
jacksuckalot: That's right, fuck me... fuck me.
jacksuckalot: Oh wow.
jacksuckalot: It's calle "BLOCK"


Can this conversation get any more idiotic than nude pic barbies!???

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME AMERICA?
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
ARE YOU SUCKING ON ME?
WTF?!


I'm lost, I need to find my home, but all I see is pretty little blue and pink and green and yellow houses, they're all so colorful, and their lawns are so clean and cut, and the people outside are so nice to me, offering lemonade and macadamian cookies, they're so pretty, and their clothes are bright and clean, they smell nice too. You see, this possibly can't be where I live, where I live is full of dirty apartments, and homeless people walking around (sad I know, they're nice though) and there's poop all over the place, and it smells like dead birds. Some people aren't as nice as the homeless people though, they can take you away, and lock you up, somewhere that you don't think exists, like where I am right now, the pretty place with the pretty houses, and the lawns, and the people. Oh well I'll guess I'll just have to enjoy being lost for now.


AWW.

holy FUCK this is my 20th post XD.

And I still haven't posted a fashion one.... lol heheehehehhe.

CAPT.BEEHART.

ZOMG. LAWLZ.

...... yeah idk either. Heheeeheheeheheeeeeeeeeeee idk what to write about. Random filler post.... ?? Maybe..

Oh SHIT! I forgot... august 4. 14 days.... AGHHHH! Hehe. I miss you. I miss you... shaaa lalaalalalalalala I miss you. That song is sooo cute!!!!!!!!

I suspect a miley cyrus hit written by the one and only... DEEE..... va?


Shaaallala...

... beware of the creepy obsessed blob fan.

Beware of the Blob!
It creeps and leaps and glides and slides across the floor
Right through the door and all around the wall , A splotch , a blotch ,
Be careful of the Blob!


Lol maybee....

My Hero:
Paul...

Eminem.... makes me want to make myself a nutritious breakfast, just like the commercials.

Guess who's bacck? Back again, shadys back, tell a friend, now eveyrone report to the dancefloor, now everyone reposrt to the dancefloor, now stop pajama time... come here little kitties gues who's back with a brand new time....... GAHGAHA idk... what's with eminem? Lol it's like sooo cleaning out your closet..... I should clean out mycloser, I have clothes there, and my 7th grade bookbag with stuff still in it, some boxes, and blankets and bed stuff, I don't have skeletons, wlel you never know...... and I don't think I'd ever say"I'm sorry mama I never meant to hurt you I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet" lalala.... the way you shake it I can't believe it I ain never see an ass like that.
She make my peepee go *noise*

the way we act like 2 maniacs in the sac
We fuck like 2 jackrabbits
And maybe that's a bad habit.
Cuz the next day we're right back at it
In the same exact pattern
What the fuck is the matter with us
We can't figure out if it's
Lust or it's love
What's sad is what's attracting us to each other
They say that every man grows up to marry his own mother.



Sureeee..... I see a bit of redneck love.... lmfao???
Anyways.
Aren't situations so irrevelent now? didn't I touch his ooh? Didn't he touch my ahh? Lmfao. Haha we'll keep that to oursleves.

Eminem.... makes me want to make myself a nutritious breakfast, just like the commercials.

Guess who's bacck? Back again, shadys back, tell a friend, now eveyrone report to the dancefloor, now everyone reposrt to the dancefloor, now stop pajama time... come here little kitties gues who's back with a brand new time....... GAHGAHA idk... what's with eminem? Lol it's like sooo cleaning out your closet..... I should clean out mycloser, I have clothes there, and my 7th grade bookbag with stuff still in it, some boxes, and blankets and bed stuff, I don't have skeletons, wlel you never know...... and I don't think I'd ever say"I'm sorry mama I never meant to hurt you I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet" lalala.... the way you shake it I can't believe it I ain never see an ass like that.
She make my peepee go *noise*

the way we act like 2 maniacs in the sac
We fuck like 2 jackrabbits
And maybe that's a bad habit.
Cuz the next day we're right back at it
In the same exact pattern
What the fuck is the matter with us
We can't figure out if it's
Lust or it's love
What's sad is what's attracting us to each other
They say that every man grows up to marry his own mother.



Sureeee..... I see a bit of redneck love.... lmfao???
Anyways.
Aren't situations so irrevelent now? didn't I touch his ooh? Didn't he touch my ahh? Lmfao. Haha we'll keep that to oursleves.

the reason for davey havok being a famous bitch.

Okay, NEVERMIND the last part, I was on a little diva trip to a far away land you would call "crazy as bitchassnezz fuck that ho she crazy crazy". Lol.......

For the ones with no hope, and for the ones with too much of it, there's a place called rehab- dee??

And then there's always something called suicide, but we can't show that on disney.- a person....


Lmfao do you really think there could be such a land where we get filled up with lollypops and dance happily with non-evil leprecauhns and the evil oones are all locked up? A place weere I could believe in britneyspears recovering? A place where there's no regret? And ggriffins take me to school? While a manticore makes my food? A place that looks like it came out of a stephen kin book? Where I'm never hungry? And tired? Where my teddybears don't eat me alive in my sleep? Where I don't choke with my own white sheets? Where there's enough air for me? Where there's water? And riandbows? Does that place exist? Or is it just another book I read? Explain it to me.. - dee when she was about to puke out all the weird stuff she ate (coocoo girl she loco in the coco.

BYE BITCHES!

ohmc look at my I'm in a band caled linkin park I'm so punk I'm teling you to shut up ohmc hit it J-Z ohmc like haha punk blah blah ohmc were so punk!

Well..... you can tell I'm not a big fan of Linkin Park, but what's with that guy J-Z, he's a rapper, who's name is J-Z, and is good, don't you think an innocent first-time-listening will tink it's the black guy?! WTF? It tool me FOREVER to realize it was a different guy, come on, idk if it's Jay-Z but I prefer saying J-Z, pfft white version of a rap god... lol wtf is wrong with me!? WHAT I'VE DONE...... (transformer hot movie shialabeuof=hotasfuck, linkin park, octupus prime number, doogle bird bee transformer, ddangeruous pimp weapon transformer, gay chi-hua-hua, tequila, tquila,tila, tequila) and in the end!(love this song) it starts with something..... blah time.... lallaal rapping and some guy that sounds hot blahhhh. I tried so hard and got so far in the end it doesn't even matter. *moving on to random cool song* summer lovin lalalalaalalalaalalal had me a blast. Summer lovin happened so fast met a girl crrrazy for mee tell me more tell me more somepeople making fools of themselves lalalaalalalallal we're so hot lalalallaalallalalaallalaalalalallala I'm so bored lalalalalalallaal it's 6:04 am! Laaallalalalalallaa welll tell me more was I love at first sight lalallalalalalalallalalaallalaallalaalallalalalalalal mannn I suck A LOT I should've drank another pill lalalalal without soda SUMMER LOVIN! Lol *going back to linkin park* lalalala something numb songmelody lalalaalalal tired of being what you want me to beeeE! I'm skiping some lyrics lallalalalalaallaalal everystep that I take is another mistake to you I've become so numb I can't feel you there, can't? Can? Like I know... be more like me and be less like you.. MSI. Bitches know me cause that I can FUCK throughout the projects theoughout the project tururururururururururururrurururuururu bitches know me that I can rock bitches know me cause they know something blahhhhhh nananan jump I think something idk what this means powwww muthafucka!!!!so like om joe jonas and look at my tight balls. ! Lmfaooo haha funny.... lalaaaa I'm so disney channel by day and by night I'm such a stripper lol ohmc my jeans should beblured out on disney channel llook me in the eyse blahhhh tel me you love me something with the bible idk they suck a lot joes hot and nick is adorbale blahaaaablah demi lovato is joes bitch selena gomez is nicks slave and dyaln sprouse is kevins once a week hoe. LOL! And I'm so rihanah and ne-yYO so much I love and I hate thata I love and I ned you and I can't stand you, you suck a lot I wish you'd die from the rarest disease ever that had no cure but ohmc I love you lets fuck blah
BEST TRANCE EVER! everrrrybodysssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to feel good. Everyvodys freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to feel good everybodys freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to fel good everyvodys rfreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Laalalala chinese music lalaalalaalalalalalalal allalalal 90s awesomenss allala brothers and sisters together we'll make it rhough something about spririts lalalalalalalalalal whatever next song
Everybodys freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee to change the song please stop singing pretty lady
Lol we're going baxck to 2000!!!!!!!!!!!!! Trratatatatatatteteetete this is your night dancing free until the morninglight this is your night lalaalalalalala trrrueurrururrurururururururururururururrurururrurururururururuurururururururrururuurururururururururuurruururururruruurruururryrlalalalalallala this msut be anoying..... do you ever question your life? Do you ever wonder why? Do you ever see in your dreams? All the castles in the sky *trippy beats* OH TELL ME WHY!!!!!!!!!! Do we build castles in the sky! All the castles way up ihigh! Please tell me why do we build castles oh tell me why all the castles wya up high *fucking tryoppy beats yo* *trippy shit* *trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrippy* ima goget the drugs now tryppi. *TRRRRIPPY* *lalalalalala mufuckatrippy* llalaalalalallalalalalala more tripy shits lalalalalalalalaalalallaalalalalalallallalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalalallalal tfhis goes on for some tiem... do you ever question your lfie? Do you ever wonder why? Do you ever see in your dreams? All the castles in the sky? OH TELL ME WHY!!!!!!! *trippy* do we buoild castles in the ski! All the casltes way up high! Please tell me why! Do we build castles in the ski? Oh tell me why! All the castles way up high! *trrrrrripy as FUHHH BY NOW* okay now they start rapping... -.- lol THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lindsay Lohan has to live with rumours....

Idk why it's 5:42 am! And I'm listening to "Rumours" by Lindsay Lohan. This song is a piece of CRAP. That inspires me..... here it goes...

"Johnny was a butterfly"

Yes, I hear your screams, I know you'd like help, but I'm not gonna give it to you.


Ohh. Oh. Oh.
Ohh. Oh. Oh.

Being vulnerable is the best you've done to yourself, have fun, while it lasts.

Johnny was a butterfly.
He lived, lived trapped by all of us, then one day he decided to fly off,
Johnny was a butterfly, fly fly.

He was tired, of our shit, but we didn't carem cause johnny was a butterfly,

APPARENTLY. Lindsay Lohan gives you writers block... fucking hot redhead freckled face bitch, all she does is make you write pieces of crap. I'm moving on to Linkin Park, lets see what crap I'll get out of them....

Call me sir-raps-a lot-and-hates-rap.

After obama-o's and it's success, I decided to write a new rap. This ones called:

"Laundromat Superhero"

Life is sad, jump on some lily-pads, be a nice lad, to the ladies.

Maybe you'll end up with one whose name is Mercedes.
Who'll give you enough lovin so you can end up shovin all the hate you've been given

Hold up there, hold up, hold up.
Hold up there, hold up, hold up.

Someone will be your laundromat hero, they will, they will, will, I promise that.

Don't think you're a zero, you too can be a laundromat hero, find yours first, I promise you'll find one, find one, one.
I know these situations aren't so perfect, suck it up, you'll live, live live on.

Hang on cause your laundromat hero will be here soon, soon, soon arriving.
Hold up there, hold up, hold up.
Hold up there, hold up, hold up.

Someone will be your laundromat hero, they will, they will, will, I promise that.

I'll give you the most of my help, just look for your laundromat hero, you'll find her, you will, and I promise that.

For now, I'll guide you, yes you'll have to walk through this dirty city, we all know you're a witty cat, who's out to get us all, we all know that, that, but soon one of us will be your laundromat hero hero oh oh oh ohhh.

BTW! If you ever need help with rhythm.... I swear this WILL work. Listen to escape the fate, maybe it's just me, but something about their sons just made this all flow.

Obama-O's

When I wake up I stop. And smell the aroma of my OBAMA-O's!

When I pour milk into them Obama gives one of his speeches.

OBAMA-O'S!
OBAMA-O'S!
OBAMA-O'S!
OBAMA-O'S!

*chicks sing this part in a seductive way*

obama-o's obama-o's obama-o's obama-o's they help you get that A in civics, obama-o's obama-o's eat your obama-o's every morning and you're guanranteed a sucky life as politcal nerd.....



*chicks stop singing in a seductive way*


I take Obama in as a homeboy, he's my daww, my inSPIraaaySHUN

Boys and girl stop listening to that britney spears crap, all she'll do is give obama 4000 cause he's black, we don need no raceist issues here, we all one color. And that's what.....

OBAMA-O's
OBAMA-O's
OBAMA-O's
OBAMA-O's

*chicks sing seductiveley*

That's what they do to you. Obama we love you, obama, obaaaaAAAAaaaAAma!

*chicks stop singing seductively*

Go down to publix every box of obama-o's come with your own declaration of independance and chicken with waffles..

OBAMA-O's
OBAMA-O's
OBAMA-O's
OBAMA-O's
The delicious way to get your black prezz infooo.
OBAMA OUT.

"You'll never have success unless you throw kindness out the window." - xtreemdarkness

Ahh.
Oh so true... will I succeed in life, if I stop being such a loving idiot? Can I stop crying if I just stop caring? Answers to these in the next episode.... "to be continued...."



Hahahaha! Oh so, ignorant you are, of what stands in front of you, open your eyes, cover your eyes, don't listen to them. I'll make you pancakes, I'll give you a hug, I won't hurt you, but wait.... you made me pancakes, and you poisoned them, you gave me a hug, and you stabbed me, you said you wouldn't hurt me, and well you did..... Do you really think you deserve it? Ask anyone, they'll say no, oh wow I must've been on something the day I'd decided to go back to you, you're the best friend I'll ever have, but you know I'm just gonna have to throw that kindness out your window, you're going to hold me back in life, and I'm just so tired of this shit, I feel weak writing this for you, knowing you don't deserve it, and if you ever read it, I hope you understand what I've said, and how much I've cared enough to write it. I'll always love you, and you know it, bye.



P.S I got that qoute from a guy named "xtreemdarkness" from emoscene.com go to his page at emoscene.com/xtreemdarkness

Mondays only bring more brokenhearts.

You wake up, and you start thinking about the day, how will it go? Who will you crush? When I see you walk around in your pride and glory, I think, how much pity I should give you. But I won't. You're just another piece of entermainment, just like your friends, and their friends, you watch stand alone, I'll stay there by myself, it's alright, but tell me how does it feel when you're by yourself?

TRIPPY THOUGHTS.

It's time to pretend we're on a trip to MGMT land....




We should feel the electric feel of this one too:


I'm guessing i've foung my new obssesion..... Seriously what are these guys on? and where can I get it? Or does it come off naturally??

I smell a multi-billion dollar corporation!

Hello, I've been thinking, about how un-fulfilling my summer has been, the only cool things I've done were: warpedtour/hollywood,florida/naples,florida/hangout at my best friens house the whole time/mainstreet/meetpeople that f***ed up life. Lmfao..... I made a list of my goals for my school year. I don't want this to be another lazy/divaiseffincrazy year. It has to BIG. My top 5 goals are:
1. Diss everyone, everyday, every class, anyone.
2. Make the biggest mistake ever.
3. Spit on someones food.
4. Make people feel badd, by getting teo know new people, and people I didn't meet last year. For example: I'm gonna try to forget their names, like always lol.
5. Go up to this group of superficial fake girls I hate (I swear this is 80% of the 8th grade) and start tleling thme how stupid/fake/eew/faggoty/f***ed up they are, and how they should die, and then when I leave say some weird harry potter hocus pocus stuff and tell them they're cursed. FOR LIFE. Muahahaha.
I also have 5 goals for summer 09.
1. Go to warpedtour again, this time with shorts on, and money, lots of it, in cash form..... lol. And jump in at every opportunity I get there.
2. Go to islands of adventures on acid, listening to MGMT and surrounded by a group of people dressed as alice in wonderland characters (SAY NO TO DRUGS!).
3. Meet every band member I'm obssesed with.
4. Have a big bon fire and burn all our uniforms, (kinda like a ritual.... we've thought it out...)
5. Say hello to anyone that seems interesting.

I have other stuff I wanna do, that are just everyday stuff.


One more thing. Have you ever heard of MGMT? Well seriously their song "Electric Feel" is addicting and trippy as FUHH. It's had me singing the lyrics to people this whole all nighter, really ooh girl shock me like an electric feel.. Baby girl turn me on like an electric feel.


P.S you're my electric girl/boy.........

LIVE.

Is it fair, at all is it fair that so many people out there get all they want but don't need? When there's people dying from malnutrition, suffering, and little kids with no education? Is it fair to see criminals deserving to die, have all the luxuries of a middle-class family? While a toddler may be dying from cancer, with a family in a horrible financial state? Answer those questions, I'm sure you won't be able to. How dows it make you feel?
Who would you help?
or
Would you give money to and or support this man or this poor kid?

The reason for global warming.

Hello, people. Or maybe just caro... anyways. I'm gonna try to type the rest of this post without looking at my slide keyboard starting..... NOW lol well for today there's a slight chance I won't mess up in this and I swear on chiodos I'm not looking, I'm just extremely bored/hungry/hyper and I know my keyboard way too much. Have you ever thought "hmmmm maybe I'll save the planet today?" All this "going green" is starting to get on my nerves, is already a trend to recycle? WTF!?!? It's getting out of control. There's all this organic stuff going aoround, and it's getting me sick, cause I frankly I reeally don't care about saving the planet, why don't we just blow up a big bomb and get it over with!?!? We allllll know it's gonna go BOOM CRASH! Sooner oer later... really it's like all this kids going around with these tote bags that are cut ebut they're all the same, "green is the new black" that's my fave lol greens my fave color. "Save trees" ehh idk aanymore what they are. And then you go to a decent store to get a decently priced shirt and just becaus3 it's allll organic and saves energy and stuf I have to pay like 20$ for that bull???? If I wnated to pay 20$ for a tee that's gonna die in a couple of weeks I could go into hot topic and buy the same shirt. Ehh stupid hot topic and it's over the top prices. I don't even know what I'm talking about lalalaal. Help me. I need help thas all. At the rate al these celebs and these trends we seriously are gonna have pregnant teens all over the place! That or britney spears impersonaters. Okay I'm done. DEE OUT.

ANTI-MTV RALLY!

I AM ANTI-MTV.


I hate how lately it seems like mtv is a mainstream machine, as if something goes in so free and independant and great, and comes out so stuck in the mainstream world. Why does this have to happen to the best of them!? WHY!????????? Can mtv be any faker than it already is? HMMMMMM...!? Why don't you answer my question.. contestant from real world! Or why not you! Guy from random commercial! Okay, I understand that some people wanna make it big, and mtv is a BIG DEAL. It's kinda hypocritical but I'd LOVE to be on mtv and make it big one day, I'd just get away from the limelight. You know??? I gues I'm just not a fan of mainstream stuff, and yes I'll admit every now and then I'll like a song/put up with one of the greatest bands ever having to be out there. But I'm still anti-mtv. And you know what? I actually still watch it! I could care less what you say about "oh but you're sooooo anti why watch it blahbleh stick to your words blehblah" oh shut up people! You do the same!!! Well that's it for now.
SPEIDI OUT.



Image Credits: Google.

OHMC abs are yummy, yum abs, I got abs do you have abs. ABS!

Seriously. Abs suck. Is that how you spell it? How would I know!?!? I'm literally high off breadsticks/sunkist/skslide/caro!
Weirdest convo I've had in some time:

CaroGoesRawrx3: Allan gave me gray hairs.
jacksuckalot: Wtf?
CaroGoesRawrx3: Haha.
jacksuckalot: ? Ok....
CaroGoesRawrx3: Stress.
CaroGoesRawrx3: Yup.
jacksuckalot: I'm happy for you, and your extreme sleepyness I understand it is now 4:36 am and tuesday morning but..... your CRAZY LIKE A HILBILLY *hillbily laugh* hehehagagagagaghahhaha



I felt a need to post that, this blog is starting to feel childish.... yay! Lol.... uhh. Well it's 4:38 am. Tuesday morning.. Mhmm. Been there done that. Starting to talk crazy. *hilbily laugh* the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.... (super trooper haha I think idk???) Ohmc there's a cow on my tv. Wait no that's a before picture of a paid actress from a pre-paid commercial!

This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world!

And while she looked so sad in photographs,
I absolutely love her,
When she smiles...
OKAY! This is the cheesiest/cutest love song ever! But really boys get this song of your ipods... or I'll hunt you, steal your ipod and put good songs in it. Like.... Solo Impala by The Fashion.


Sneaky way to make you listen to something huh? Hahhaha I'm goooooood.


Well we'll start off now. Okay, so I'd like to talk a little more about myself, first of all my name IS Diva, I could show you documents, homework, FCAT, anything! I'm on my way to 8th grade, after the summer and stuff. I'm 13 years old. (Personal info I shouldn't be giving out but whatever....) Well lets say this... You see my name? Pretty elegant,
eccentric,
insane,
crazy,
f****d up,
awesome, and well to tell you the truth, it fits my personality just GREAT. I'll get along with you perfectly fine, just don't get on my nerves or I'll start pmsing on you. Btwwww did I tell you how much I LOVE Chiodos? I decided to take out the "omg" out of my life and put in the "ohmc". Lol. I only use "omg" if something big happened, like if a I found out a girl from my school is about to die from a serious STD. (We all know who I'm talking about ;]]]]]], oh please I hope you don't kids from school.) Oh and I tend to not stop typing, if I have long posts or detail something a bit TOO MUCH, well it's my drug, besides Chiodos/Criss Angel/SkinnyJeans/Thrifting/HotHOTguys. Lol, yeah that too, I am very, very hyper/crazy/weird. Trust me if you have gone to school with me/lived with me/hanged out/slept together/showered/dyed hair/almost killed my best friend with a treadmill. (BTW HANNAH IF YOU'RE READING THIS once again it was so HILARIOUS I'm sowweey about the peeing and not stopping the machine...) I advise you people to not go to a gym with me, get on a treadmill, put the speed to 20 miles, get on it, and then expect ME of all people to not laugh/pee my pants and not help you get up!!!!!
LOVE DEEEEE!


P.S I hope you've learned a lesson here.

A whole new world. (like omg Aladdin!)

Okay, before I start I'd like to let you know this has nothing to do with "omg's" and Aladdin. I like the song, and well that movie is so FRIKN INSPIRING! Haha, kidding. Anyways we'll start now, this is my first official post as in, talking about fashion/music/stories/whatever you'd like. I'll just talk about music today, I don't really have outfits ready, I'll post some later for the fun of it. Anyways, damn I talk a lot..... Getting to the point! I'd like to inroduce you to a band that goes by the name Alesana. Well, you wil really just fall in love with them, their songs are so inspirational! Makes you want to write a blog post about bleeding lawn gnomes.... (hmm.... maybe I'll look into that later.) Okay this is starting to get a bit emo cliche... oh well. They're kinda a mix between devilwearsprada/chiodos. Except easier to understand. (I'm so sorry for saying that Chiodos Gods, I have sinned!) Pretty much they're your typical screamo band but better. Check them out kiddies, the only song I'd recommend is Congratulations I Hate You (favorite song EVER!) They DO have way GREAT songs, but well I'll stick to my fave. Auf wiedersehen, DEE has left.


P.S one of my very beautiful pretty gal pal that I LOVE more than she loves me. Has created a blog! Check her out at http://carogoesemfingrawr.blogspot.com/ I'll go fancy with the links when I'm not posting from a sidekick.

A beginning, hoping it won't end.

Hello, friends, enemies, lawn gnomes. I greet you to an eccentric land of sick blasted fun. I was born with the name "Diva". (Pretty cool, huh?? Don't you wish that was your name? hm...!? (just a little bit of showing off to give you a bad impression.)) They call me many names, though here, apparently I'm "Dee Dayna", so let's roll with that babe. Let's see, pretty much I'm here for the heck of it and to relax, plus the fact that I have an addiction to fashion/music, you'll find yourself reading about music and at the same time about fashion. I hope our novel is endless, and our hearts whisper to each other, the beginning hoping it won't end. Your one love, Diva.