hairy caveman can do it better than kids that names start with " d I j k c a m o p e k y h "

Oh you know it ;]

I was thinking.... hairy caveman DO do IT better than normal kids XD.

Haha.
I guess I have a thing for hair-----y people.....

STOP!
I take that back.

EWW hairy people are ewwwww..... LOL XD.

No offense... ily you...
Wtf am I talking about hairy people?! WTF?

So to the people whose names start with: d I j k c a m o p e k y h.... uhh..... yeahhhhhhh.


Anyways
Hoe#1: hey bby I like u
Hoe#2: hey sexy come my way
Hoe#3: hey qt wanan come ova 2nite?
Hoe#4: ur soo pwety wana go out?
HOE#5: HEY girl.... get yo bootie ova here.
Hoe#6: bby girl u soo fine.
Hoe#7: ur eyes r prety
Hoe#8: aww come here!
Hoe#8: main? Me? u? 2nite?
Hoe#9: eey girl im at main waitin 4 u.
Hoe#10: eey mayb we culd walk to da lake?
AIM MESSAGE: Hoe#1 has been idle for the longest period of time, would you like to switch Hoe#1 for Hoe#11?
Dee: WTF? NO AGH! THIS IS TOO MUCH! *kills herslef*
ALL HOES AT ONCE: BBY!

I'm lost.

----------------------- 2:49 am -----------------------
jacksuckalot: 4 TIMES? You signed on and off in one minute?
chalupa dck: helloo (:
chalupa dck: dennis isn't here right now
jacksuckalot: Uhh... hello person that isn't the person I was talking to.
jacksuckalot: :] lol.
chalupa dck: this is his sister.
chalupa dck: lol
----------------------- 2:54 am -----------------------
jacksuckalot: Lol hello person I do not know.
chalupa dck: ew you suck
chalupa dck: bye.
----------------------- 2:57 am -----------------------
jacksuckalot: Wtf..... I guess I do, I gues I'm not cool enough for any of you people :] clearly my coolness is too big for you guys XD
chalupa dck: fuck you
chalupa dck: get a life
chalupa dck: bye
chalupa dck: stop aiming meeeeee !
jacksuckalot: That's right, fuck me... fuck me.
jacksuckalot: Oh wow.
jacksuckalot: It's calle "BLOCK"


Can this conversation get any more idiotic than nude pic barbies!???

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME AMERICA?
ARE YOU SHITTING ME?
ARE YOU SUCKING ON ME?
WTF?!


I'm lost, I need to find my home, but all I see is pretty little blue and pink and green and yellow houses, they're all so colorful, and their lawns are so clean and cut, and the people outside are so nice to me, offering lemonade and macadamian cookies, they're so pretty, and their clothes are bright and clean, they smell nice too. You see, this possibly can't be where I live, where I live is full of dirty apartments, and homeless people walking around (sad I know, they're nice though) and there's poop all over the place, and it smells like dead birds. Some people aren't as nice as the homeless people though, they can take you away, and lock you up, somewhere that you don't think exists, like where I am right now, the pretty place with the pretty houses, and the lawns, and the people. Oh well I'll guess I'll just have to enjoy being lost for now.


AWW.

holy FUCK this is my 20th post XD.

And I still haven't posted a fashion one.... lol heheehehehhe.

CAPT.BEEHART.

ZOMG. LAWLZ.

...... yeah idk either. Heheeeheheeheheeeeeeeeeeee idk what to write about. Random filler post.... ?? Maybe..

Oh SHIT! I forgot... august 4. 14 days.... AGHHHH! Hehe. I miss you. I miss you... shaaa lalaalalalalalala I miss you. That song is sooo cute!!!!!!!!

I suspect a miley cyrus hit written by the one and only... DEEE..... va?


Shaaallala...

... beware of the creepy obsessed blob fan.

Beware of the Blob!
It creeps and leaps and glides and slides across the floor
Right through the door and all around the wall , A splotch , a blotch ,
Be careful of the Blob!


Lol maybee....

My Hero:
Paul...

Eminem.... makes me want to make myself a nutritious breakfast, just like the commercials.

Guess who's bacck? Back again, shadys back, tell a friend, now eveyrone report to the dancefloor, now everyone reposrt to the dancefloor, now stop pajama time... come here little kitties gues who's back with a brand new time....... GAHGAHA idk... what's with eminem? Lol it's like sooo cleaning out your closet..... I should clean out mycloser, I have clothes there, and my 7th grade bookbag with stuff still in it, some boxes, and blankets and bed stuff, I don't have skeletons, wlel you never know...... and I don't think I'd ever say"I'm sorry mama I never meant to hurt you I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet" lalala.... the way you shake it I can't believe it I ain never see an ass like that.
She make my peepee go *noise*

the way we act like 2 maniacs in the sac
We fuck like 2 jackrabbits
And maybe that's a bad habit.
Cuz the next day we're right back at it
In the same exact pattern
What the fuck is the matter with us
We can't figure out if it's
Lust or it's love
What's sad is what's attracting us to each other
They say that every man grows up to marry his own mother.



Sureeee..... I see a bit of redneck love.... lmfao???
Anyways.
Aren't situations so irrevelent now? didn't I touch his ooh? Didn't he touch my ahh? Lmfao. Haha we'll keep that to oursleves.

Eminem.... makes me want to make myself a nutritious breakfast, just like the commercials.

Guess who's bacck? Back again, shadys back, tell a friend, now eveyrone report to the dancefloor, now everyone reposrt to the dancefloor, now stop pajama time... come here little kitties gues who's back with a brand new time....... GAHGAHA idk... what's with eminem? Lol it's like sooo cleaning out your closet..... I should clean out mycloser, I have clothes there, and my 7th grade bookbag with stuff still in it, some boxes, and blankets and bed stuff, I don't have skeletons, wlel you never know...... and I don't think I'd ever say"I'm sorry mama I never meant to hurt you I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet" lalala.... the way you shake it I can't believe it I ain never see an ass like that.
She make my peepee go *noise*

the way we act like 2 maniacs in the sac
We fuck like 2 jackrabbits
And maybe that's a bad habit.
Cuz the next day we're right back at it
In the same exact pattern
What the fuck is the matter with us
We can't figure out if it's
Lust or it's love
What's sad is what's attracting us to each other
They say that every man grows up to marry his own mother.



Sureeee..... I see a bit of redneck love.... lmfao???
Anyways.
Aren't situations so irrevelent now? didn't I touch his ooh? Didn't he touch my ahh? Lmfao. Haha we'll keep that to oursleves.

the reason for davey havok being a famous bitch.

Okay, NEVERMIND the last part, I was on a little diva trip to a far away land you would call "crazy as bitchassnezz fuck that ho she crazy crazy". Lol.......

For the ones with no hope, and for the ones with too much of it, there's a place called rehab- dee??

And then there's always something called suicide, but we can't show that on disney.- a person....


Lmfao do you really think there could be such a land where we get filled up with lollypops and dance happily with non-evil leprecauhns and the evil oones are all locked up? A place weere I could believe in britneyspears recovering? A place where there's no regret? And ggriffins take me to school? While a manticore makes my food? A place that looks like it came out of a stephen kin book? Where I'm never hungry? And tired? Where my teddybears don't eat me alive in my sleep? Where I don't choke with my own white sheets? Where there's enough air for me? Where there's water? And riandbows? Does that place exist? Or is it just another book I read? Explain it to me.. - dee when she was about to puke out all the weird stuff she ate (coocoo girl she loco in the coco.

BYE BITCHES!